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Usually, when adults have bad news that they need to share over the dinner table, they just blurt it out in the middle of a silent pause. There must have been a few times that this happened because their kid remembered and mimicked it for comedic purposes. Seems like a lot of future comedians are coming up.
We would burst out laughing if we heard a five-year-old say something so serious and adult like this. They obviously have no idea about promotions and what that means, but they said it anyway and at the right time. Who said kids don’t understand the art of perfect timing?