Bird witches
We have never heard of anyone calling crows ‘bird witches’ before but we think that we will start using that expression. It sums up what crows are pretty accurately, demonic birds that are really annoying. They are very intelligent as well, able to steal food and get into other types of mischief.
Never underestimate a crow, but also just to play it safe, you should call a priest or a psychologist to talk to your kid. Something is clearly not okay with them if they think that crows are evil witches outside their windows. We hope she isn’t traumatized by these creepy birds.