My workout is eating 50 burritos
Ha, joke’s on you! We don’t warm up before we exercise. In fact, we don’t even exercise at all! Well, that means this person’s shirt makes sense. If our workout involves eating 50 burritos in one sitting, how many does this person stuff into their gullet?
What’s weird is that the manufacturer of this shirt makes it in XXXXL sizes, which doesn’t really help in conveying this message. We blame the textile industry. They invented saturated fats so that they could sell more fabric. Shame on you, big textile, for ruining America! In protest, we’re only going to eat 40 burritos in one sitting. How do you like that?!