Make America wear American flag outfits again
There’s no better way to show your love for your country than by wearing an outfit out of the flag. Oh, wait, that sounds illegal. Aren’t you supposed to respect the flag by hanging it and taking it down during the rain? If it rains on this guy’s adult-sized onesie, is he going to jail?
The employee putting items on the bottom shelf is probably super-uncomfortable with the situation. “Don’t turn around, the flag guy is still there.” But it’s good that he went to a clothing store. Maybe this gentleman could find a more appropriate outfit for going out in public.