All hail the Mayo(r) of the supermarket
We’ve seen people posing for pictures in supermarkets, and you’ll find several examples of such people on this list. However, we’ve never seen a person use surrounding items as a prop for their new profile pic. This woman is light-years ahead of the rest of us peasants.
And just in case you’re wondering: no, she’s not playing a musical instrument. That’s just a huge tub of mayonnaise that would probably break her toe if she dropped it. Out of everything in the supermarket, she chose mayonnaise. There’s a perfectly good can of Spam on the shelf but went with mayo. Noice.