Spreading the love
If you’re still searching for the love of your life, you should stop visiting bars and clubs. You’ll never find that special person in places like those. What you should do is take your butt over to the nearest supermarket. There, you might run into the mythical Cupid who spreads love with his bow and arrow.
Here’s an incredibly rare picture of Cupid at work. Yes, he’s put on a few, but what would you expect from eating Valentine’s chocolates all year long? Just put all of your trust into Cupid, and he’ll set you up with another fellow shopper. On second thought, maybe you should keep looking on your own.