We don’t trust that coconut water
There’s something about the product that’s sort of off. By pointing out that you don’t mean anyone harm only makes you look more threatening. We’re onto you, Harmless Coconut Water. And don’t think that just because you’re in a picture with Goldie Hawn doesn’t mean we think you’re truly harmless.
Who knew that famous celebrities went grocery shopping? We thought they just sent a personal assistant to run all of their errands for them. Isn’t that what being rich and famous is all about? Or she might be promoting this brand for its health benefits that are totally not harmless (so they say).