I’m not bald!
We’ve seen some pretty bad hairstyles in our day. There’s the mullet that was huge in the ‘80s then thankfully died out. Sadly, mullets were replaced by rattails, which have as unattractive a name as their appearance. Now, in the early 2020s, we have this abomination.
We’re not making fun of this guy for being bald since he might be donating his hair to charity, but why keep the slicked piece in the back? Sir, just shave it all off. There’s no shame in being bald, but there’s a lot of shame in trying to mask the obvious. We hope he was buying a razor that day.