Teach women not to stare
What’s the first that comes to mind when you think of Santa Clause? A flower-pattern dress and gladiator sandals are probably the farthest things from your mind, yet here we are. Jolly Old St. Nicholas deserves 364 days off after a day and night of delivering presents to every child in the world, so he can wear whatever the heck he wants to at the supermarket.
Wait, are you telling us that that’s not Santa Clause? He’s just some random man in a dress looking at electronic accessories? Surely, you must be mistaken. This is just his outfit when he’s not chilling in his home with the Missus.