Ferretver yours
To become the center of attention at a supermarket, you don’t have to put on the strangest getup you have. You don’t even need to dye your hair a super-bright color. As long as you have a ferret, you’ll be turning necks everywhere you go (or roll).
This man totally gets it. There’s a lot to digest in this one picture. For instance, why is he rolling around in an electric scooter when his ferret could be pulling him on a chariot? Is that a beanie on his head, or is that just the product of an entire tub of hair gel? Teach us your ways, ferret master.