The No Hair Cut
Do celebrities even have hair anymore? Like Kim Kardashian. How can she go from raging head-hugging platinum on Sunday to luscious raven locks on Monday? It’s fake hair. Down to here. Down to there. It’s hair immortalized by Cher, who probably hasn’t looked in the mirror without a wig on since the 60s.
That’s one of the luxuries of being a celeb, you don’t have to wear your own hair you just upgrade to the next version of yourself.