The Squirrel Cut
Men today not only go to the salon to get hot and trendy haircuts they go to get their beards coiffed as well. This man chose to conference in a taxidermist with his barber and get himself the beard he always wanted. This cut requires proper squirrel etiquette too, like how do I eat peanuts with my butt, and will my Bull Mastiff ever stop chasing me.
Surprisingly enough, a beard like this is a plus when it comes to attracting the opposite sex, especially if they’re squirrels.