Shooting Your Shot
This guy got it totally wrong. You’re supposed to ask a girl out on your birthday. She can’t say no to you on your birthday without sounding like a total jerk. You asking her out on her birthday is like presenting her a gift, and as we all know, the OP is no prize.
She said no. Surprise, surprise. Well, look at the silver lining. You don’t have to spend $100 on a dinner and movie. You also don’t have to worry about dressing up nicely for her birthday dinner. Also, you’ll be alone until the end of time. Wait, that’s not something to look forward to.