You Name Him, I Chose Dinner Last Night
Parents usually plan for months on end for the perfect name for their newborn. However, this guy’s parents couldn’t care less about what their child’s name was. In fact, even after delivery, they didn’t have a name prepared for our Sonic-loving hero here.
The doctor had to name the newborn child because the parents didn’t have anything figured out yet. How sad is that? This had to be the first sign that the parents didn’t want the OP in the first place. Now, you can’t even blame your parents for naming you something ridiculous like Sonic or Jeffrey. To be fair, choosing a name is hard.