Simp Level Too Strong
Some guys will go to extraordinary lengths to get the attention of a woman. While “simping” isn’t a word we like using, it definitely fits the bill here. This guy actually used his student loans to purchase a car for a girl, and we can only assume that she took the car and didn’t give him a second glance.
That’s some hardcore-level simping right there. Was he expecting her to fall head-over-heels in love with him after presenting her a brand-new car? Or maybe she thought he was a really, really good friend. It’s a lot cheaper to buy her dinner once a week than it is it get her a new car, which you’ll end up paying insurance for.