A Kettle? A KETTLE?
When I was in my junior years, we underwent a course in horticulture where we were assigned one garden plot per group. Our task is to make sure that our crops grow consistently and flawlessly. That is why we never fail to carry out our responsibilities on the garden plot, with mine being in the watering department.
When these girls tried to sell a watering can on Facebook Market, I was absolutely gooped, gagged, and gobsmacked. They referred to this metal watering can as a vintage kettle. A vintage kettle. They were either never taught about a watering can, or we have an educational crisis in this country.