Snippets of Bumble Conversations That Were So Entertaining, Users Had to Share

We hate to admit it, but the sad truth is that if you put yourself out there and you’re on the dating apps, you should expect all sorts of shady people to message you from time to time with shady propositions. That’s what happened to this woman, who was probably as appalled as we are by this message.

One person texted her something wholly inappropriate, and he probably thought he was being funny and clever. Whatever happened to the classic, old-school pick-up lines? You know the ones, “Your hand looks heavy—can I hold it for you?” or “I can’t tell if that was an earthquake or if you just seriously rocked my world.“