How to Beat the System
You know what they say about rules: they’re meant to be broken, or something to that effect. For whatever reason, this guy’s company forbade everyone from drinking without using a cup. If you wanted to drink water, you had to pour it from the bottle into a cup. It makes no sense, but thems is the rules.
Not wanting to dirty a shared cup with his Monster Loca Moca energy drink, this guy just popped the can into the cup, got a plastic straw, and called it a day. What, is HR going to fire him because he didn’t pour the energy drink into the cup? What a ridiculous policy.