Warm Cheeks
Another major issue that’s plaguing our country is chilly toilet seats. Have you ever tried to sit down on one during the winter? It’s literally one of the worst things that could happen to a person. Sure, you could get a bidet with cheek warmers, but that would mean spending time researching different bidet models.
Instead, just do what this one-thousand-IQ fellow did: cut a hole in the middle of a carpet tile and place it on your toilet seat. That way, your cheeks will never make contact with the subzero surface of the toilet seat during your most vulnerable moments.