No Pants, No Service
I grew up in the United States, and these kinds of signs are real. There are also a ton of signs that read “No shirt, no shoes, no service.” This is simply the reality of living in a place where some people like to walk around shirtless, and in some cases, pants-less.
If you are under the age of three, do not worry, it seems as if you’re exempt from this rule that seems like it should clearly apply to everyone. Here’s a friendly reminder: wear pants in public. It is a good rule of thumb, no matter your age. There, I said it.