‘Ounce’ Upon a Time – Has to Be a Joke
This one seems like a clear attempt to make a joke, and I do believe the author of the post achieves that goal. One could assume they never considered they’d get an ounce of feedback on this post, however. Much to their surprise, at least five people reacted.
In the other narrative, they were completely serious and they did drop out of school, so distinguishing between ‘once’ and ‘ounce’ might pose a real challenge. I can’t deny the hilarious nature of the post – either way you look at it, this person either has really bad attention to detail or a great sense of humor.