They Must Be Destroyed
Ugh. We’ve already Googled different zodiac signs and their personalities. We have to research what birth charts and plate retrogrades were. Now, the astrology community is throwing another completely random string of words at us?! No! No more researching this gibberish!
We don’t care that your sun, moon, or rising combo is compatible or not with us! Nobody should make a meaningful decision in their life based on whether or not the heavens agree with them. Just do what you want (within reason) and you’ll be fine. Also, the other Spider-Man in this Spider-Man pointing meme is sort of weirding us out.