It’s One Huge Conspiracy
To give this meme some context, Scorpios are born between October 23rd and November 21st. That means if you wanted to give birth to a Scorpio, you and your partner would have to bump uglies in February. And it just so happens that the best day for bumping uglies is on Valentine’s Day!
So, is Valentine’s Day one huge conspiracy? Was it created by Scorpios so the world would be full of tiny Scorpios nine months later? We’re not so sure about that; we’re already subscribed to the idea that Valentine’s Day was taken over by money-hungry corporations who want to earn a quick buck selling overpriced chocolates, flowers, and meaningless cards.