And Roar Like a Dinosaur
Astrology Roast Podcast tweeted a very important public service announcement to everyone who followed them. You have to remember to wash your hands like a Virgo, stay inside like a Cancer, and stay away from other people like an Aquarius.
Don’t ask us how these things relate to the zodiac signs. We’re not going to Google what each of them means and how they have anything to do with personal hygiene and social distancing. However, we will say this: regardless of what your zodiac sign is and whether you believe in it or not, wash your dang hands!