Still Sounds Boring
This person came up with a pretty clever idea. Instead of holding gender reveal parties, we should hold moon lotteries. The obvious benefit is that you don’t play around with fireworks that could burn down millions of acres of Australian forests with moon lotteries.
However, the bad news is that people will judge your child even before they’re born. “Oh, your child is a Pisces? I guess that means they’re going to be one thing and something else and behave in a way that will offend me for some reason.” That sounds like way more fun than celebrating the unborn fetus’ gender!