The Universe Is One Big C**k Block
Astrology, if you’ve never heard of it, goes far beyond describing the varying temperaments of the zodiac signs. The pseudoscience is used to determine the romantic compatibility of two people based on a number of random variables that were quite literally plucked from the sky.
If you’re dating an astrologer, you’ll want to make sure your zodiac signs are compatible. In the event that they aren’t, things aren’t going to end up very well. Then again, you could fake your entire history. But do you really want to start a new relationship on a lie? We recommend dating someone with more than two brain cells.