Join Our Cult
Now, we’re not saying that astrologers are a part of a cult, even though that’s what the title of this item clearly indicates. However, we will say this: those who try to recruit you into their astrological beliefs behave in cultish ways. They’ll bother you with incessant requests until you give in and join in on all the palm-reading action.
We also have some advice for astrology enthusiasts: don’t go crazy on someone who tells you they don’t believe in zodiac signs. Matthew McConaughey is an excellent example of how to be cool and coolly convince people that they should at least give it a go.