Witchcraft
Just because horoscopes and zodiac signs are a bunch of nonsense doesn’t mean disbelievers can’t get in on the fun. For instance, if you have a crush on someone whose entire personality revolves around their element and zodiac sign, you gotta do what you gotta do.
This person put their pride on the backburner and did whatever it took to get his crush to notice him. That involved calling his mother up to see what his moons looked like, whatever that means. We’re guessing things didn’t end well for the guy, considering he calls believers in astrology “witches.”