*Raps Gavel* Acquitted of All Charges!
Earlier, we said that it’d be cool if your boss believed in astrology. However, that doesn’t compare to how awesome it would be if an actual judge was into the pseudoscience. Imagine committing a crime and using a made-up season as an excuse for your reprehensible behavior…
…and actually getting away with it! The world would be totally bonkers if we could justify our actions on the movements of the sun and the moon. Of course, that’s not a good thing, so we’re glad all of the judges in our country are rational people who never make moral mistakes. Ever.