You Know Me So Well
Do you know what makes horoscopes so infuriating? The “predictions” are obviously so vague that we have a hard time understanding why people need to check them out before they start their day. “Oh, I can’t go out today—my horoscope says something bad is going to happen.”
The only time we can imagine horoscopes working in our favor is if our bosses actually believed in it. “Sorry, boss, but according to my horoscope, I can’t come into the office today. I have to find my true potential.” And they’d wish you all the best and not put any negative marks on your record for absenteeism.