Sister’s Baby’s Daddy
Not everyone is fit to be a babysitter. Some people are uncomfortable around kids, even if they’re family. Still, the decent thing to do would be to watch the kids for a day or two, especially if your sister and her boyfriend need to work. How could one day of being the cool uncle hurt?
The problem was that it wasn’t just one day for the OP. It was an entire week. The OP finally contacted the cops to locate his nephew’s dad, whom they found intoxicated near a river with another woman. “Babysit for me please, I want to cheat on your sister and drink until my liver explodes.”