Where Could They Be?
This is like one of those “I Told My Kids I Ate All of Their Halloween Candy” pranks on Jimmy Kimmel Live, except that this person actually went through with the deed. It’s bad enough that this person ate all their kid’s candy, but to pretend to help them look for their missing candy is a whole new level of selfishness.
Do the kind thing. Own up to it, apologize for eating their candy, and buy them another Skittles bag. And spare us your I’m-your-parent-so-I-can-eat-whatever-I-want rant. You’re only teaching them that older people can do whatever they want to them.