The 4-Spot Parking Jerk
Parking inside the lines isn’t that difficult to do. Just look at your side mirrors to see how far you are from each line. It’s called being considerate, and we wish people who parked like jerks could have their licenses suspended. If we’re not mistaken, parking is one of the first things you learn in a driver’s ed course.
This pickup truck driver didn’t just park in two spots or three. He somehow managed to park his cruddy vehicle in four spots because why not? He’s the center of the universe, after all. We know what he’d say when confronted: “It’s not like the parking lot is crowded. People can find another place to park.”