Get Your Own
Here’s another story about why college isn’t the best time of our lives. This guy was in the city with a buddy who supposedly didn’t have any money on him. They wanted to get back to their dorm, so the OP said he’d pay the cab fare. Out of nowhere, the friend appears with two slices of pizza. One for him, one for the OP, right?
Wrong. The inconsiderate roommate told the OP to “get his own” and proceeded to lick the second slice. That’s when the OP saw red and hopped into a cab, leaving his friend stranded. If that wasn’t proof enough that the roommate was a selfish jerk, he stole a poor kid’s bike from off his lawn and rode it back to campus.