Letting the Entire World Know
Call us bitter if you want, but we think gender reveal parties are a total waste of time. You don’t have to throw a party and pollute the environment to tell the world that you’re having a baby boy/girl/Apache Helicopter. It’s a lot easier to do this on Facebook, which is what most people do anyway.
But if you do want to hold a gender reveal party, make sure you pick up after yourself, especially if you throw it in a public place. Congratulations to this family who’s going to have a baby girl pretty soon, but woe to them for polluting this park.