All Mine
Hopefully, this Snapchat caption is a joke like the emojis suggest. We find it incredibly hard to believe that anyone could be this selfish for no good reason. Please tell us that he’s going to give those rolls to people in need, right?
If, as the caption says, it’s the opposite instead, we can’t describe how furious this makes us. Even though appearances can deceive, he doesn’t seem like a bad guy. We’re going to assume he has decent intentions for buying 87 rolls because the alternative would make us lose our sanity.