#23: Nobody Wants to Work
I don’t know where this store is or what they sell, but I want to work there. I know they close early because nobody wants to work, and that’s all I need to know. I wish my job would be “closing at 5:30 due to nobody want to work.” This is a store policy I can get behind. These people just get me.
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Of course, it doesn’t work that way in real life, but a girl can dream. I truly appreciate the honesty of this sign. If I had seen this sign at my local grocery store (I think that’s what it is), I’d respect that. They could’ve come up with any number of excuses for closing early, but they’ve decided to go with the truth.