Half a burger
Here we find another example of when seemingly simple instructions are completely misunderstood. The note on the ticket said “please cut my burger in half,” and I’m pretty sure that the diner expected his juicy-looking burger to arrive stacked up, but cut vertically down the middle.
Apparently what the chef read was “slice my burger horizontally so I have to eat it like a pancake.” On the bright side, this burger is cooked exactly how I like them, and he could always just stack it all back up. Still, it is a bit weird.