Super nope
Touchscreen phones are a recipe for disaster in many different situations. Pocket dialing is almost a daily occurrence in our house, much to my 8-year-old’s delight when Nanna starts talking from the back pocket of my jeans. You can end up buying all sorts of things on eBay without meaning to, just because you were trying to get rid of some dust.

In this case, you can also end up really disappointing someone who thought you really liked them. The thing is, this guy could have just left it at the first message, I’m not sure he really needed to follow it up with how he wished there was a “super nope” button. Talk about adding insult to injury.