Rejected rapper
We all went through that stage where we sung along to something in our bedroom and briefly entertained the idea of being a professional singer, even if we now strenuously deny it. The magic moment usually stayed between us and our hairbrush, thankfully.
These days everyone and their dog has a SoundCloud, and these private moments of pretending we’re good at rapping are out there for the world to see. This guy is the optimistic sort and decided to offer himself up as a future boyfriend on Facebook. It didn’t go well. Not all SoundClouds are meant to be shared.