#12: Happy Halloween!
Many Americans are proud celebrators of the fall holiday Halloween. If they aren’t dressing up, they’re busy decorating their front porches with pumpkins, fall decor, and spooky skeletons and holiday decorations. Sounds fun, right? Well, it may be fun, but to other parts of the world, it doesn’t sound like it could realistically happen outside of movies.
Wow, this is really sad for London! Even American criminals decorate for Halloween! While Americans may not necessarily get robbed, they can be at the mercy of their pumpkins getting smashed or getting their homes covered in toilet paper by jerk teenagers. Does that make you Londoners feel any better?