No Emergencies Allowed
Hey, no emergencies allowed here! If you desperately need to have an emergency, go do it somewhere else! This person took a snap of a payphone with this sign plastered over it: “Emergency phone is out of service. Please do not have an emergency at this location.” Then, the photo taker posted, “Found this sign at the Chicago airport.”
Now, we understand that emergencies happen. They’re out of our control. Life is a jumbled, convoluted mess of unexpected tragedies and impromptu emergencies. But don’t have an emergency at this location! We apologize if your emergency dreams are subsequently shattered by this news. Ours are too. Here’s hoping this Chicago airport has another phone station wherein you can emergency away.