No Good Animals
“I spent a whole week on safari and didn’t see any good animals. There was only a load of antelopes.” This person was unimpressed with the animal collection while on safari. They didn’t spot any lions, tigers, or bears, only antelopes. Oh my! What did the antelopes do to deserve your ire? Everyone loves a good antelope.
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They’re probably irked that a massive lion didn’t almost eat them alive. That there wasn’t an element of danger embedded in said safari. Who needs an anxiety-inducing, potentially near-death experience? We like our antelopes in our safaris. Justice for antelopes! They’re great animals. Maybe this person should learn to appreciate all animals.