Not as Advertised
Now, this person was disappointed by the sand situation on the beach. “We found the sand was not like the sand in the brochure. Your brochure shows the sand as yellow, but it was white.” False advertising! Who has time for incorrectly colored sand? This seems like a ridiculously minor thing to gripe about.
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Seriously! Just enjoy your vacation, dude. Revel in your time in paradise. Who cares if the sand isn’t the same color as it’s advertised in the brochure? It’s sand! You’ll eventually wash it off in the shower. You’re there to bask in the sun and get wet. Maybe get a sunburn while you’re at it.