A Surf Potato
What tattoo will show the world that you’re not above crashing on multiple people’s couches while you’re in between jobs for the tenth year in a row? You could get a face tat, which is bound to draw that big red rejection stamp on your application form. Or you can get a surfing couch tattoo on your upper arm.
Surfing couch? Couchsurfing? Get it? It’s the act of moving from couch to couch while you have nowhere to call a home of your own. Hopefully, this guy gets his act together, but if he’s just a fan of surfing couches, well, that’s pretty weird.