Butter-Fly
Did you know that butterflies were originally called flutter-bys? You know, because they flutter by. Anyway, it was too difficult to pronounce, so people just started calling them butterflies, and it stuck. Trust us, you don’t have to fact-check on Google. We heard it from someone who read it on social media once in 2010.
Anyway, the person who got this tattoo told a buddy of theirs that they got a butterfly tattoo. Probably thinking it was the weirdest thing to get, the friend had to see the tattoo with their very own eyes. It wasn’t a butterfly, it was a flying stick of butter, which is way weirder.