The Cheesiness Is Unreal
Sorry, guys, but we’ve exhausted all of our pizza-related puns. There’s nothing else we can say that could top the puns from earlier. Anyway, most of the pizza puns are kept a secret. They’re on a knead-to-know basis only. You’ll have to join an exclusive pizza group in order to get a slice of the action.
But forget about pursuing things that are out of your reach. You should just go out and cheese the day. What, you don’t think these puns are funny? We’re afraid that you might suffer from laughtose intolerance. Okay, that’s the last pizza pun we got.