Do you remember that one Steven Seagal movie where he plays a cop? No, not that one, the other one. You know the one we’re talking about—the movie where he drives around in a cop car, karate chops his foes to pieces, and has a sidekick who gets turned into Swiss cheese? No, not that one, that other movie!
We can’t imagine who would want a tattoo of Steven’s face on their body, unless they put it on the body of a seagull. The guy is a joke, and we’re surprised that he managed to stay so relevant for so long.