She believed she could, sushi did. Get it? Instead of say “so she did,” this person got a tattoo of a sushi roll. Sushi and so she sound kind of the same. Hilarious! Sushi-based puns always have us rolling on the floor laughing, though they’re sort of difficult to maki.
Guys, what did Sushi A say to Sushi B? Wasabi? Do you know how to get a girl to fall in love with you? Show her that she’s your ebi-thing. You can also tell her, “You maki miso happy!” That’s a surefire way to get her to roll her eyes and never want to see you ever again.