See You Later, Investi-Gator
Ugh, alligators. Those carnivorous beasts wander into territory that isn’t theirs and start clawing away at any person it comes across. Those furry beasts are truly a plague on society! Wait, we’re thinking of badgers. Those badgers and their I-don’t-care-about-you attitudes make us sick!
Alligators, on the other hand, can be quite cute and cuddly. Wait, we’re thinking of sugar gliders. Which ones are alligators again? The one that you’ll see later, right? Or are they the ones that you’ll only see after a while? Whichever one it is, we honestly hope we never come across one in our entire lives.